i_am_the_Rat

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
ossifer-bones
ossifer-bones

i don't want to join the mile high club, i want you to fuck me in the subterranean depths as the faltering light of bioluminescent fungi spills across our naked forms, rendering our bodies in washed out blues and and desaturated greens. i want the oppressive walls around us to be of rough stone and furred moss, not the uniform beige of a drab plane interior. explore me with the sightless uncertainty of a scurrying thing whose ancestor's eyes were lost to the dark. like have you even tried to fuck in an airplane bathroom, it's rank in those things

violet-violenc

This. Just…this. Please.

My two cents for human’s are space orcs

18+ only.

Crying during sex. Like, the good kind of crying. What if it’s something only human’s do?


I don’t know the science or psychology behind why it happens or anything, but I know it does, and I feel like it could scare the shit out of an alien.

Like, it’s the alien’s first time having sex with their human mate and they’ve never heard of humans crying during sex, so when their human starts crying just from how good it feels, they stop, panicked they hurt their dear, dear human. They’re even more terrified when they hear their human whimper, thinking they really are hurt when actually it was the human’s way of complaining that they stopped.


The alien starts asking where the injuries are and, after a while of confused questions from the human, the human explains why they were crying. At that point, I feel like the alien would either be really proud of themself or extremely curious about the biological or psychological workings behind it. Either way, they still panic a little and check in with their human whenever it happens.

humans are space orcs 18+ just a thought kinda cute might make this a fic

18+ content!

Ok, hi, hello everyone. So, I have a few stories I’ve been working on and need help deciding which to post first. Most of them have at least the prologue complete, and some are just ideas I have. However, they are all Stranger Things fan fictions and all but 1 are Cannon Character x Oc because I SUCK at x Reader’s. Anyway, here we go.

Get Isakied Bitch(Steddie x female Oc): Main character is a huge Stranger Things fan and gets sent from our world to the world of Stranger Things. (Prologue needs MAJOR editing but chapter 1 is complete)

Don’t Be Gay in Indiana(Billy Hargrove x male Oc): When a new kid around Billy’s age moves to Hawkins and becomes the new freak of the town and starts tutoring Max, Billy can’t tell if the tension between him and this new kid is sexual or not. (It is. It very much is. Prologue and chapter 1 are complete)

Louisiana LuLu(Eddie x Oc, Wayne x different Oc): A girl turns up on the doorstep of Berri Love’s trailer. Berri recognizes the girl as Luane, a girl she once babysat until 3 years ago. What was she doing here, and why was she so terrified of Berri’s closest friends, Eddie and Wayne Munson. (Based off the song Leave Luane from 35MM, except she survives and escapes. Prologue and chapter 1 are complete, chapter 2 in the works)

Now for the ones that are just ideas.

Gotta Keep Her Happy(18+ Eddie x reader, Jason x reader): Jason Carver, for the life of him, could not get his girl to cum. He’s tried every way he can, but he just can’t. However, he’s heard the stories of Eddie ‘The sex god’ Munson. Jason wants to keep his girl happy, but is letting his rival fuck her really worth it? (This is a one-shot, possible 2-parter if the first part goes well. Mostly complete)

Pandora’s Box(Enzo x Oc): Enzo and Hopper meet a new prisoner the night before they fight the Demogorgon. When the time comes to fight the beast, this new prisoner is able to distract it. Apparently, she is not entirely human, partly a different creature from the Upside Down, and can communicate with other creatures from there using growls or chirps or other animalistic noises. Enzo wants to learn more about her now, curiosity grabbing him by the throat, but he knows she’s dangerous and he isn’t sure if that’s a box he’s ready to open yet. (None of this one has been written yet, but I have plenty of ideas)

Polaroid Princess(Rockstar!Eddie x Oc): Once Corroded Coffin finally made it big, they took the world by storm. Their concerts were fully booked and hundreds of women(celebrities and your average Joe alike) were practically on their knees and begging for at least a touch from one of the band members. Eddie was the most sought after, but he always rejected any advances from women. People began to speculate he was gay. Then a picture from his high school days starts circulating. It’s of him and an unknown girl making out at a party. Everyone starts asking Eddie who this girl is, and even though he denies ever knowing her, the next two albums he releases are jam packed with love song after love song, something Corroded Coffin had never written before. Who was this girl, and why was Eddie suddenly so in love with her?(no chapters are written for this one either, but I have plenty of ideas. Even if another story gets chosen, I might just start writing this one between the others)

Beware the Human in the Cottage(Platonic! Various Fae!Characters x Oc/Reader): The old wooden cabin just over the hill and bordering the river had been left abandoned for centuries, yet never crumbled. Any time someone new moved in, the kelpie in the lake quickly ridding of any human to come near the house. However, this new human seems to be smarter than the others he has seen. They have more control, more knowledge on the 'supernatural’. He just hopes this human doesn’t find out about the fae that live deeper in the forest. (This idea was inspired by @pastel-pillows Stranger Things Fae head cannons. I loved the idea and I’m probably gonna write this even if it isn’t chosen. If you think the idea is cool please go check out their head cannons, I personally love them a bunch!)

Alright, so, there’s the main ideas I have so far. I have plenty more but I need to edit them and figure out plots a bit more. I’ll eventually post all of these, I just need help choosing which one to post first. Let me know which one you think should be first, thank you!

Az, signing off <>

stranger things eddie munson steve harrington eddie x oc steve harrington x oc billy hargrove billy hargrove x oc short stories smut 18+ i just have too many ideas and not enough time happy hollidays ig

18+ Content

So, uh, quick question.

Why has no one written about Eddie fucking the reader on the picnic bench he deals at?

Putting aside the obvious fact of it being unsanitary, being in the woods and all, it would be so perfect. Like, one of the first things Eddie says to Chrissy at the table is “No one ever comes here”. Like, I can just imagine the reader and Eddie have been pining after one another for a while now and the reader goes to buy from him and all of a sudden the flood gates snap and BOOM! Sex.

Very kinky sex.

I just feel like it really needs to be written, and I really need to read it. I’d write it myself, but I fucking suck at xReaders, so I am praying someone sees this and fulfills my wish, thank you.

Az, signing off <>

eddie x reader eddie munson stranger things stranger things season 4 please somebody write this thank you i just need it please 18+
lychniscitrus
rage-quitter

I was getting pretty fed up with links and generators with very general and overused weapons and superpowers and what have you for characters so:

Here is a page for premodern weapons, broken down into a ton of subcategories, with the weapon’s region of origin. 

Here is a page of medieval weapons.

Here is a page of just about every conceived superpower.

Here is a page for legendary creatures and their regions of origin.

Here are some gemstones.

Here is a bunch of Greek legends, including monsters, gods, nymphs, heroes, and so on. 

Here is a website with a ton of (legally attained, don’t worry) information about the black market.

Here is a website with information about forensic science and cases of death. Discretion advised. 

Here is every religion in the world. 

Here is every language in the world.

Here are methods of torture. Discretion advised.

Here are descriptions of the various methods used for the death penalty. Discretion advised.

Here are poisonous plants.

Here are plants in general.

Feel free to add more to this!

thejovianmute

An exceedingly useful list of lists for writers.

save for later writing